Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he always took advantage of me when I was hibernating  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"what do you want me to do for 3 months then? i don't wanna be a chew toy."
one day when i was asleep,she poured mustard on me,lucky im a light sleeper.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

That wasnt mustard, It was chocolate.
he didnt know what romance was.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"romance mean't you trying to eat me?"
she experimented with me.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol yes whee
he lost my favorite jar of honey  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"o.o you know your insane right?" she threatnened me to get her jar back or i don't see light ever again.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he claimed I was a stalker
Its not my fault he's seeing me where he goes
and yes I do Know biggrin  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"you had a telescope aimed at my room in my former home!" well she is a stalker."  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he blocked all his windows in his former house with newspaper ninja  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"she used crazed experiments one me."  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

their not experiments when you know how their going to turn out
he never thought about me in the bedroom crying  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

she sometimes bit my head"ow..."  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol
he didnt show me the carfax whee  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

I once woke up with her mouth on my leg. what did she think it was?  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

obviously I wanted a good time lol
he just didnt understand me