KILL THIS THREAD! Win 1k, new prizes p1

[iggies]

Sits thinking awes at Lily, then remembers the task at hand.
Ties metal rods the thread and send it out in a lighting storm,  

[Lil Brat]

*Sprays the thread with weed killer and sets it out in the baking sun.*  

[Pink Fregia]

Holds a magnifying glass over it to help it burn faster.  

[Nei1]

*turns up the temperature of the sun*  

[Mayu-Makita]

Pitches thread into the desert with no food or water or sunscreen  

[bandaidd]

*does the Jedi hand wave and whispers*

You don't want to live....

[hey guys! PM me when someone kills the thread! pleeeease!]  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-summons two Super Sentai teams to finish the thread off-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMfI9E0kreA  

[Nei1]

*gets the thread blood on her sword*  

[iggies]

Gives the thread blood from her sword.  

[Nei1]

*lets the effects of time do kill the thread*  

[Lil Brat]

*Kicks thread with steel tipped stiletto's* Damn, it's still alive.  

[Nei1]

Ewww...a spider. eek

*uses the thread's body to smash the spider*  

[Lil Brat]

*Grabs a handful of Nei's booty as she strolls in to the thread.* Someone here has to have pirahanas in their tank. *Finds one and drops the thread in.*  

[Chef_Karrie]

*throws empty cologne tester bottles at the thread*  

[Lil Brat]

Have those been tested on animals eek