Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She is insane for a bear. she even thought of using me i like... idk rather not tell...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol he was jealous of my little pony  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

first of all... why? second,i already have one,only im turning it into an apocolapse pony.(you know where im going to right?)
She poured on me... um hot sause?  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

it was lotion
I dont see what was wrong with giving you a body rub ninja
he never really liked me  

[Chaton Atomique]

Her bear PJs chaffed my thighs....  

[Ayame-Yuura]

She wouldn't tell my why she went home with a bloody machete and a child's doll  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

@: then why did it burn?

She always had plans.  

[iiGLaDOS]

he grabbed my tits O w o;; Sexual Harassment!  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"I-it was an Accident!" She strangled me!  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

I can't see his face and I always question if he alive because for all I know he can't breathe.  

[iiGLaDOS]

she bred Sparklepires  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She killed my lucky Rabbit...  

[HazyKoala]

Because he hates me...  

[Atem Frost]

She took photos of a koala bear  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

His expression creeps me out. Why did I marry him in the first place?...I'm actually asking you!