Chatty Kathy's Bar & Grill ~ Geezerville

[Psyzapp]

*Whispers to Ryzan.* Sensitive spots, right under the testicles and around…ever so gently with just the right amount of pressure. You'll have him begging you. wink *Straightens up and sips her tea politely.* Yes it may be uncomfortable, but there are laws and such. Now, if you wanna give that bad boy a test run, just go on over to IR and sweet talk some slut to go home with you I'm sure there will be plenty of drunk willing women to accompany you. But… *She points and is most serious.* You WEAR a condom.…got it?  

[ThisEmptySoul]

What's a condom? sweatdrop
I'm sure Draa has a few laying around the apartment somewhere. They look like this. *pulls one out of his vest*
.... do I want to know what you happen to already have one? stare
*smirks*
When you're somewhere that doesn't have a towel handy. wink
Gi ussta sweatdrop

What do I do with it? neutral
For the love of... stressed
*a staff member drops a banana off at the table and leaves just as quietly as he came*
tch.... waste of a condom stare  

[Nightingale DeLuna]

Nightingale looked up from her work to watch others in the room go about doing they're thing when she noted the person who pulled down their pants, blushing she quickly returned to her sketches, elaborate portraits of the people she saw about her. Tilting her head to the side to get a different perspective on it she set her pencil down, leaning back while grabbing her glass filled with White Owl whiskey, she took a satisfying drink with a sigh.  

[Bao Sanniang]

*appears, and gets escorted to a table*

*produces a laptop and makes a post on Gaia that says "If there's two kinds of avatars I can't take seriously, it's nude glitch avatars and avatars with nothing on but the default underwear. Make an avatar like that and I'll kindly inform you you're not in the Garden of Eden when I visit your thread"*

*types into a mobile device*

Quote:

Ugghh... one of my eggs took... I know because that was no ordinary discharge... X(

But a miscarriage every time is better than being able to have babies. smile

 

[Psyzapp]

*Sighs loudly and rolls her eyes.* rolleyes Oh for the love of…give me that. stressed *Snatches the condom from TES and opens it. She scoots close to Vassnta and demonstrates how to put a condom on the banana since she's probably done it herself on the real deal a number of times anyway. Once she's sure he's got it, she stands. Well, I must be going. If you have any additional questions, you feel free to contact me.* *Hands Vassnta her card and then hugs him and kisses both sides of his face, does the same to Ryzan…ignores TES. She goes to the host and inquires about her order before noticing a new face and she smiles sweetly.*  

[Bao Sanniang]

:3

*poofs away the laptop and replies to the reply on her mobile device*

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Because my beautiful flat chest would go away and I would have 7 months of hell on my body if I had a baby, and I don't need to reproduce that way because of my forced evolution virus ability. biggrin

It also takes a little more love to adopt than to reproduce in my opinion.

*a waiter shows up with a menu*  

[Psyzapp]

*While she's waiting for her order, she can't help but to up to the table in which the stranger sits. Not meaning to intrude or anything, she merely keeps her distance and motions to the lovely flowing gown the white haired women with cat ears is wearing.* Simply lovely. I must know the name of your designer.  

[Bao Sanniang]

It's me, Rei. I picture the outfit I want to wear and it appears on me. :3  

[Psyzapp]

*Grins at Rei.* Interesting. I do not possess such power. I have to do things the "old fashioned" way I suppose. You have a nice night Rei. *Gives a polite nod to the stranger, then Rei and goes out the door once she's gotten her dessert order. She gets into the Limo and Victor drives her back to the estate.*  

[Icy Reign]

{{ rofl rofl rofl After a hellish day at work today, I seriously needed this! rofl rofl rofl When I was reading Psy's post for "dressing" the banana, I seriously thought she was going to explain using the other method. I have tears, and I'm thankful. rofl }}  

[Bao Sanniang]

*orders a plate of lobster made from expensive imported lobster and a large bottle of expensive imported French wine*  

[Bao Sanniang]

(y'all been a lovely audience, and imma let you finish, but I have work tomorrow)

*eats her food and drinks her wine and leaves after leaving a pile of unmarked bills from a sack labeled "Bank of America" on the table*  

[ThisEmptySoul]

{{Too lazy to keep this conversation going}}

*after Psyzapp left, Tes then had to explain to Vassnta what a slut was, with Ryzan chiming in to say that use of one should be a last resort talk2hand , still trying to sell Vassnta the idea that sex should be between those who care about each other even despite Tes undermining him at every opportunity stare They also go over how to properly clean his new equipment and the advantages of undergarments, since it was apparent from his display earlier that he wasn't wearing any. Eventually, Vassnta runs out of questions due to fatigue, which he is unfamiliar with, and the elves help ensure he makes it back to the apartment*  

[Lil Brat]

*Slips in through the shadows sending a message to Pierre to meet her in his office. Once there, she retrieves the book she left in his custody and starts thumbing through the pages. As he stares at her with his strange gold eyes, she looks up at him. The two speak in thought, his eyes narrowing at the news of the doppleganger. The staff haven't sensed its presence in the area but they'll keep watch. She returns to the book and he drifts out of his office.*  

[Lil Brat]

*Making a few notes, she returns the book to its hiding space and slips back in to the shadows, calling a thank you to Pierre.*