•unfortunately , fortunately•

[Murderous Temptation]

unfortunately you were chopped into pieces : o  

[yoshehiro]

fortunately I can be put back together. heart

 

[MightyWonderWoman]

Unfortunately, you look horribly deformed.  

[Rooney Faire]

Fortunaly, you can still walk and be pretty mobile

 

[Dazed Poppet]

Unforunately, you get run over by a speedboat on the highway and lose all your limbs.  

[Loving_The_King_Of_Pop]

Fortunatley, a man with a watermelon on his head can to the rescue and super glued you back together.  

[I_toldyabish]

Unfortunately, The man turned out to be a monster and eat you whole,destroying the quantum theory.  

[flangella]

Fortunately, you happen to be Chuck Norris and came out of the ordeal unscathed.

 

[Captain Mansym]

Unfortunetly, you werent really Chuck Norris.  

[Haruka Katashi]

Fortunately, the real Chuck Norris arrived.

 

[kitti kat 28]

Unfortunately, he decided not to save you.  

[M y s t e r ii G h o s t]

Fortunately, you blink twice and find yourself in a whole new place.

 

[Allikat27]

Unforunatly, you eat a bug and come down with doodlebobbikins disease. =0  

[Sophisticated Simplicity]

Fortunately, you recovered and gained lifelong immunity to the disease.  

[Dorkii Crayonz]

Unfortunately, that makes you super vulnerable to everything else you come into contact with.