"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Steakk]

It's the only thing they can chew.

Why am I here?  

[loganremy13]

Because Your Dad Ate A Toe Nail, And You Were The Effect Afterwards.
xD

Why Do Towels Smell Bad?  

[Steakk]

Because your ferret urinated on them.

Why do cameras flash?  

[Kira_Saikosai]

because they are made of cats.
why ar people so silly?  

[Steakk]

Because they were born on the moon.

Why do people eat bacon?  

[Amaya R. Sparda]

Because you have dancing Death Note in your siggy!

Why does "L" look so adorable when dancing?  

[Kira_Saikosai]

because hes really a monkey!
whee
why to cats meow?  

[MiraShio]

Because I love Fushigi Yuugi! heart heart heart

Um...

WHY AM I ASKING YOU THIS QUESTION ANYWAY?!  

[Kira_Saikosai]

because ur a teacher and ur on ur lunch break.
why is this post fun? whee  

[Steakk]

Because it smells like beef.

Why do fish swim?  

[Raven Winter]

Because their legs were filled with cyanide.

Do I exist?  

[MiraShio]

((Edit, gah...))

Well, you're not a couch potato, so you must exist...

IS there couch bacon?  

[Raven Winter]

Only if my brother eats it before sitting down.

Are you a squirrel?  

[Ohmi-Jeebus]

Only on Tuesday.

Why does the sun go on shining?  

[Steakk]

Because I'm a turtle.

Why does cheese mold?