hammer, duct tape, or clothes hanger?

[SKBCTayuyaFluteofDeath]

Duct tape it to the surrounding buildings so it can't shake anymore.

Nanobots  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Nanohammers

Space Invaders  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

hammers

overdose  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Hammer the person back to life.


Dull sword  

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

Use a hammer instead

The person you like is in a relationship

.... and that was the cerebral perception

 

[Minnta Aloripma]

Duct tape the person they're in a relationship to a chair, use hangers to stab out their eyes, then start breaking bones with the hammer starting with fingers and toes first

The person you were in a relationship with was tortured to death  

[Valiant Fenris]

Hang the torturer over a skunk pit with ducttape and a hanger

The grim reaper  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Throw all three at him in an attempt to slow him down while I run

Deadly gas  

[Valiant Fenris]

Ducktape with holes poked in it. Place it sticky side out and the gas will stik to it

Meteors on fire emitting radiation  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Giant flyswatter made of duct tape and hangers to swat them away

Erupting volcano  

[delasislas]

hanger. macgyver it.

economy?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

All the duct tape in the world isn't going to help that one, honey.


Unruly students.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Hammers and duct tape

Pack of rabid hellhounds  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Duct tape and a hammer. If necessary, use a coat hanger as well.


Monkeys flinging their own feces.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Use duct tape and hangers to make a wall, then proceed to launch hammers at them until they stop

Swine flu