The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Nei1]

Granted, you now own the world first computer with real AI, however it starts to think to itself that humans are a plague on the world and proceeds to eliminate all of the human race.

I wish my mouse would respond better.  

[BlackCatt73]

lol, I tend to think some humans are a plague too!

Granted, but now you wonder why it responds to every word and follows you around like a puppy...

I wish I was visiting a nice Island right now!  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted, take a stroll through the beautiful pacific islands...hmm is that the ground quaking? Oh look a 100 ft tidal wave, oh dear.

I wish I had a house  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted! However the Barbie doll that came with it isnt to sure about you using her bathroom! And god forbid you should lay one finger on her Ken!!!

I wish I win the jackpot on the lottery rollover  

[FallenSammy]

Granted but so many people win the jackpot the amount tha you get is negligable

I wish tha it wasnt so late and tha i should be goin to bed soon  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted. Magical powers pull the earth back on its rotation giving us another five hours! Yet the stresses this places on mother earth are to much for her and an almighty earth quake rips the planet apart and destroys us all!! Way to go Sammy! Didnt you realise that you would of still been awake for the same amount of time anyway and as a result would still need sleep! Now we all sleep!... under a mass of molten larva spewed out by the dying planet!

I wish I only needed three houres sleep a night  

[Azure Alexea]

Granted, you have now become a new species that requires only 3 hours of sleep per 24. Unfortunately the government has facilities for such beings and have already worked out where you will be spending the remained of your life.
I wish my dog was smarter =/  

[CORNSiLKDreamer]

Granted, but your dog is now smarter than you and decides that you should be the pet.

I wish that the ice outside would melt.  

[angelplustwo]

granted the ice all melted way to fast now the earth is all water!
i wish my hubby appreciated all the hard work i do!  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted! yet as the saying goes ~ You dont know what youve got until its gone!..... I guess he shoulda checked the rear view mirror before backing the car out the drive!

I wish I could retire from work in five years time due to the vast ammounts of HONEST money that I hypathetically make  

[Nei1]

Granted, you retired to a life of luxury and huge amounts of wealth. You travel the world to come back to one of your lovely houses. You drive expensive cars and count your money on a weekly basis. You then open your eyes and are back at your post to dream of the hypothetical life you lead.

I wish all of the awful things in he world would just cease.  

[BlackCatt73]

Your wish was granted, now we have global crowding even more, people living way too long, great-grandparents trying to give us orders in our own homes, and a pretty boring time as nothing exciting happens anymore. SO you have to now try to start trouble to living things up, and in the process get arrested... yadda yadda...

I wish I was able to buy a better car  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted. Your new Lada has fluffy dice and a radio that works nearly half the time


I wish I had never sold my comic collection all those years ago  

[BlackCatt73]

Granted, but now that you have them all back you see taht someone has covered them in peanut butter n jelly and gum!

I wish that I could do backflips like a gymnast  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted unfornuately now people demand you preform this feat daily until you injure your back

I wish I could find good steal toed boots FOR WOMEN