The red chair

[Cerebral Perception]

Damn you, robit!! Your armor plating protected you from the dangers of Detroit!! *takes the lost, now found, chair and goes to Cleveland*  

[KBiT]

*Tracks Jaxcam to Cleveland; wins the chair in a staring contest, and hides it in a Truck Stop restroom out in Oregon*  

[Cerebral Perception]

*steals the chair and hides it in a running shower* That oughtta protect my chair from the robot.  

[KBiT]

*Uses tractor beam to pull the chair from the shower before reversing the power and punting it into low Earth orbit*
Huzzah!  

[Cerebral Perception]

*kicks in shin, then takes chair to robot proof room*  

[KBiT]

*Hacks Jaxcams finances; leaving her broke so her possessions, chair included, goes to auction*  

[Cerebral Perception]

Fail. I don't have any finances.  

[KBiT]

*Bids on chair and wins*
You don't have any chair either
*Stashes it in Oval Office*  

[Cerebral Perception]

*World War 3* Big Boom. 2 part plan. *steals chair during WWIII*  

[KBiT]

*Steals chair from Jax and hides it in a room full of red chairs; which are actually transforming Kill-Bots*  

[Cerebral Perception]

Telekinesis.  

[Deppfan]

::points in a random direction:: Hey look, a distraction! ::swipes the chair while Jaxcam is disctracted and runs::  

[Cerebral Perception]

*applauds* Beautiful distraction, Deppy! That moron that tried to distract me with hula dancers could learn a thing or two from you. Now then. Want some cake? I'll trade you for the chair.  

[Deppfan]

I know... we'll share the cake, and sit in the chair together. There should be enough room if we adjust right.  

[KBiT]

*yoinks the chair, causing them to fall down, and runs off laughing manically, sticking the chair on a bus bound for Kansas City*