Ruin My Wish game

[Miumarie]

Granted, but there was such a huge overflow of wishes that the people granting the wishes exploded. whee

I wish I could eat some sushi right now. I'm starvingg~  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Granted! You got some fugu sushi...but the reastrant didn't prepare it right and well you kind of...errr...the funeral was nice.


I wish I had a pet shark.

 

[Eisenkrieger]

but it eats your babees


i wish i had more money  

[Skyeblue777]

granted then you got mugged and shot and your body was thrown in the river/pond/lake/ocean. I wish I could turn into a cat.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Granted! But as you stroll down the street one day a Chinese person snatches you up and turns you into dinner.

Come get a manapua kids!



I wish I had a cat-free manapua to eat.
emo

 

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Granted But instead it was your Dog you ate.
I wish the world was exiting with mythical creatures!  

[Skyeblue777]

Granted then you got eaten by a dragon. I wish I could speak French and not forget English in the process.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Granted but you were unable to learn anything else and failed everything(try that). I wish i could live underwater and i was fast enough to escape everything(beat that!)  

[Miumarie]

Granted, but while escaping an attacking shark and without paying attention of what was in front of you, you go head-on into a rock and die instantly. Sorry, I'm not very imaginative.

I wish I had a new bottle of liquid eyeliner right now.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Granted! But now everyone is into using natural ingredients so when you open the bottle-hey does that smell like octopus ink to you?
gonk




I wish that I couldn't get sunburn.

 

[--Forwardx3]

granted!! but tomorrow, u cant feel like touching anything....

i wish im long-life  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Granted But the FBI captured you and experimented on you to see what made you Long-life.
I wish i can turn into anything.  

[Miumarie]

Granted! When you turn into a spider, someone shrieks and stomps on you. Poor you.

I wish I had a small bucket of gummy bears.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

granted,but in the next morning after eating them you were YOURSELF a gummy bear!
I wish i was fast  

[Charie4ever]

Granted! but the time limit of ur fastness was only 2 seconds.

I wish could sing better than i can now...