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 Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:15 am
The parrot learns what you want it to, it also learns how to call 911 and scream help. The cops burst in on you and shoot you to death.
I wish I had a simple slice of cheese.
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:06 am
Your mom's the simple slice of cheese.
I want to get my old job back.
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:30 am
To bad they banned you from the building. Not knowing this you go there and get arrested.
I wish I was invincible.
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:25 am
You thought you were invincible and jumped off a cliff. You weren't.
I wish I had three more wishes. XD
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:10 pm
waypou2004 You thought you were invincible and jumped off a cliff. You weren't. I wish I had three more wishes. XD Granted. You waste them all on your earlier wish, a simple slice of cheese. I wish my English project wasn't so confusing.
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:06 am
Too damn bad. XD
I wish people weren't so evil.
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:12 am
Every one dies. Now there is no more evil. Yay.
I wish I had 2 kidneys.
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:52 am
Wish granted. Only the kidneys you get turn septic and you die.
I wish I had a red ink quill pen.
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:34 pm
Oh yes, you can have that red ink quill pen. But every time you use it to write a letter or what not it's -10HP!
I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:08 pm
WhiteRabbitCathie Oh yes, you can have that red ink quill pen. But every time you use it to write a letter or what not it's -10HP!
I wish I could fly. You can. But once you get over 80ft. high you suddenly become unable to fly. I wish I could shoot off some fireworks from my roof tonight.
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:52 pm
You do, and all goes well....until a low flying airplane crashes into the roof, exploding and kill you and all the civilians. biggrin
I wish I could shape-shift.
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:11 am
KindredofLegousa You do, and all goes well....until a low flying airplane crashes into the roof, exploding and kill you and all the civilians. biggrin I wish I could shape-shift. You can! You shape shift into a cat and then become unable to shift back. I wish I had a dollar.
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:15 am
The things you do for that dollar make you wish you were dead.
I wish it wasn't so damn hot.
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:07 am
You aren't! In fact, you freeze to death in the Antarctic! Yay!
The Llamaman wishes for immortality!
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:05 pm
you get immortality by becoming a vampire, then you get killed by a vampire hunter.
i want yakishoba shift and Cary's Guitar.
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