The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Sorry. As soon as you mentioned Edward Cullen I just lost it.


You wiped your mouth on my necktie!  

[magic_doglover]

no. i wiped it with a towel because i saw that there was a bit eyeball goop on it. jeez, you try to do a guy a favor.... stare

you j-walked!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

well, I'M SORRY, but the nearest crosswalk was a half-mile away! walking in socks gets dreadfully annoying at times. and trying to walk in the streets in house slippers? oh, don't even get me started.

you stole all the toilet paper! (don't worry, i noticed before i used the restroom. mwahaha. your evil plans were foiled! but still, that wasn't nice. cry )  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I needed to wipe the blood off my machete.


You made my flamethrower turn on and shoot in your direction.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

um, no. that was YOU, and you're just trying to make it seem like I'M the one who "had a little accident with the flamethrower." stare

you stole my favorite purse!  

[delasislas]

no the monkey did!!!!!!!

you at my FOOT i hate you.....  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You must be talking to my pet wolf. Yeah, he gets a little ferocious sometimes. Sorry about that.


You tried to pull down my mask!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

because i wanted to see your real face! crying

you made the rooster crow at four in the morning.  

[magic_doglover]

no i didn't! your goose just goosed him.

you like birds and monkeys! evil  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Monkeys are cool and birds make good target practice, especially pigeons. They're annoying little ******** stuffed a potato in my gun barrel!!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

actually, i was planning to steal the gun later and use it as my own personal spud gun, but then you grabbed it before i could steal it.

you stole my extra sack of potatoes!  

[ScuroFenice]

I was making a soup so I could poison Eternal! You can't blame me for that!!!!!!!!!!

You won't participate in my riot against idiots!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i don't see the logic in joining an idiot in a fight against idoits. (jk. totally kidding, you're not an idiot.)

you flipped the bird illegally!  

[ScuroFenice]

you want me to do it again?!? I'm in a freaking riot, everything I do is illegal! twisted

You're supporting the corrupt leader!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

nuh-uh.

you assumed wrong!