The "If...Then..." Game

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

We wouldn't notice because we'd be upside down too.


If I poked you while wearing latex gloves...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I'll b***h SLAP you with a latex glove

If hitting girls makes you gay, hitting gays makes you...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

a gender confused potato.

If I were a drunkin sailor  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd shave your belly with a rusty razor.


If Boris ate 100 burritos...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...his autosexual functions will start working (like Diedrich! XD )

If humans had autosexual capabilities...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd have an army of children.

If Adolf Hitler ruled the world...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd kill him.


If I ruled the world...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

you'd trick any rebels to their deaths.

If I flew to Pluto.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

... you'd find me saying "You're late!"

If youtube exploded into smithereens...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

All internet celebrities would s**t their pants.


If I set your house on fire...  

[Valiant Fenris]

id come at you with years of pent up rage....is not pretty, dude....  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

No if...no then.


Alright, what about if I set you on fire...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

If everybody were falling up.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

NASA would want their gravity machine back.


If I stabbed you because I didn't like the way you looked at me...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd think about Bandora.

If you were to die tonight...