Riddles

[Sunshine Alley]

A dime and a quarter

(one isn't a quarter, but the other one is!)  

[music girl_123456]

music girl_123456

heres a riddle:
I can slip through a closing door without getting pinched. I can lie on a kitchen table without getting in trouble.
And i can sit on a stove without getting burned. What am I?

the answer is: sunlight!  

[Xenomorph Warrior]

Sunshine Alley

A dime and a quarter

(one isn't a quarter, but the other one is!)

Yup xd  

[Xenomorph Warrior]

Here is one that you can tell to your friends:

Say ghost 15 times.

spell ghost 2 times

Then ask "What do you put in a toaster?"  

[Xenomorph Warrior]

I guess that I am running out of riddles, but I still have a few more smile

Tell them to say

Top

Cop

Pop

Crop

Prop

Then ask "What do you do at a green light?"  

[animeman28]

Xenomorph Warrior

here is a game where the guild members can put riddles and others try to solve them. to make it less confusing, quote the person who has a riddle that you want to solve.
I'll start:

Jimmy's mom has 3 sons: Snap, Crackle, and ...

jimmy  

[music girl_123456]

ok i got a riddle:


a man is pushing a car. When he stops in front of a hotel he realizes that he is bankrupt. Why?  

[Civilight Eterna]

Yay riddles! I have one too.


Two children are trying to get across the frozen river to pick the apples off the tree on the other side. How do they get across?  

[Xenomorph Warrior]

Miss Chocolate Kiss

Yay riddles! I have one too.


Two children are trying to get across the frozen river to pick the apples off the tree on the other side. How do they get across?

Since the river is frozen, I guess that the children walked over it. sweatdrop  

[Sunshine Alley]

music girl_123456

ok i got a riddle:


a man is pushing a car. When he stops in front of a hotel he realizes that he is bankrupt. Why?

mrgreen he is playing Monopoly!  

[music girl_123456]

Sunshine Alley

music girl_123456

ok i got a riddle:


a man is pushing a car. When he stops in front of a hotel he realizes that he is bankrupt. Why?

mrgreen he is playing Monopoly!

yes thats right! biggrin  

[Xenomorph Warrior]

A man has finished working at a job. He closes all of the lights (except 1 of them), locks every door and goes home. When he goes back to work the next day, he realizes that he got fired, how did he get fired?  

[music girl_123456]

Xenomorph Warrior

A man has finished working at a job. He closes all of the lights (except 1 of them), locks every door and goes home. When he goes back to work the next day, he realizes that he got fired, how did he get fired?

because the light burned down the place and so he lost his job because the building was gone sweatdrop lol  

[Xenomorph Warrior]

music girl_123456

Xenomorph Warrior

A man has finished working at a job. He closes all of the lights (except 1 of them), locks every door and goes home. When he goes back to work the next day, he realizes that he got fired, how did he get fired?

because the light burned down the place and so he lost his job because the building was gone sweatdrop lol

nope xd  

[music girl_123456]

Xenomorph Warrior

music girl_123456

Xenomorph Warrior

A man has finished working at a job. He closes all of the lights (except 1 of them), locks every door and goes home. When he goes back to work the next day, he realizes that he got fired, how did he get fired?

because the light burned down the place and so he lost his job because the building was gone sweatdrop lol

nope xd

i have no idea