Magical Soda Machine

[babyshinobi]

gets a puncture repair kit
inserts bike pump  

[Nei1]

Gets full of air.
Inserts a rubber hose.  

[Exor Omega]

Gets: wooden nickels with Nixon on the tails side.

Inserts: Four metric tons of high explosives.  

[Lil Brat]

Gets: A win in the Kill Me Thread

Inserts: Pennies  

[Exor Omega]

Gets: My two cents' worth

Inserts: DameCharlie  

[Lil Brat]

Gets fresh pastries from Chef_Karrie

Inserts extra calories  

[babyshinobi]

Gets depressed
inserts crying  

[Nei1]

Gets a tissue.
Inserts gym equipment.  

[Lil Brat]

Gets a Groin Strain

Inserts a masseuse  

[Psyzapp]

Gets one HAWT massage at MW wink

Inserts an aroma therapy candle  

[Nei1]

Get a soothing and relaxing scent.

Inserts a warm candle.  

[Exor Omega]

Gets: The bill for burning the thread down, banned for not being in the Kill This Thread thread, and caught by the Cops for performing a prank and forced to repent.

Inserts: Inserts. (Like from magazines.)  

[Nei1]

Gets a lot a subscribe cards even though I have a subscription.

Inserts a renewal notice.  

[Lil Brat]

Gets a bill for double what it cost last year.

Inserts a bottle of Tums  

[Exor Omega]

Gets: A satisfied Magical Soda Machine - all of this random stuff had upset its, er, repository?

Inserts: A 24" TV.