we have NURSES & Cabana BOYS - LOL ~ Geezerville

[Psyzapp]

*She sips her Cosmopolitan.* What you need is a good marketing campaign and some Cabana Boys. 3nodding wink  

[bandaidd]

looks like a good place to lurk and start those annual physicals. i've been slacking. sweatdrop  

[Ringlefinch]

No more cabbana boys or nurses Im afraid! (Unless a geezer volunteers to be one.) We went private a while back.  

[Psyzapp]

Private eh. Then you should think of a catchy new name for the place Mr. Stumblefoot. *Takes a sip of her Cosmopolitan.* 3nodding  

[bandaidd]

no nurses? *blinks*  

[Gilda Geezer]

There are still a few of us nurses, dear. Just no under 21's now. 3nodding  

[Eileen50]

Afraid I don't qualify as a nurse. Though I suppose I could send my sla- ... er, rather customers your way for aftercare, should they need it. twisted

*finishes up drink* Hey Stumble, I'll take another Whiskey Sour here, if you don't mind.  

[Psyzapp]

*Snickers at Eileen because she knows EXACTLY what she's talking about. She grins at Eileen and gives her a knowing look.* wink "Customers"…*snicker*

Yeah, Stumblefoot, can I get another Cosmopolitan pleeeeeeeeease? *She bats her eyelashes at him.* 4laugh

So Eileen, how are you darling? I haven't seen you in AGES! xd  

[bandaidd]

Hey, Psyzapp. Just the geezer I wanted to see. *shines a light in your eyes, ears, nose and mouth; listens to your chest; checks your pulse, blood pressure and reflexes*

Woah! Nice reflexes. Almost got me, haha.

*checks the chart*

Looks like you're up to date on your immunizations, which is a good thing. I'll just do a routine blood test and then I'd like to see you in a few days to recheck that blood pressure. Seems a little high. Are you under any stress, hun?  

[Psyzapp]

*Watches as Bandaidd shine a light at her and starts checking her vitals.* Stress?… stare …you have no idea. stare

I just got a physical exam at Doctor Black's hospital recently by the man himself, Bandaidd. He did a very thorough check and I passed with flying colors. wink I'm just going through something particularly stressful in my life at the moment and it is weighing heavily on my mind.

I'm very sorry, but I cannot come back in a few days. I will be traveling to New York tomorrow and from there over to San Fransisco for a spell. I will be returning after July 4th. This trip is one of my current stresses, you see. *She finishes up the last bit of her Cosmopolitan.* The situation will be remedied within the week and I will be quite relieved to take this particular "stress" off of my plate.

Another "stress" is being swiftly dealt with while I am away in a manner of which I am wickedly delighted with. twisted *she cackles a bit* Too bad I will be out of town and miss the consequences.

*She sighs.* I'm sorry, I must leave all of you now. I need to take care of some last minute things before I catch my flight tomorrow. I will come back to see you upon my return, Bandaidd. Ciao! wink *She gets up and exits the Cabana Bar.*  

[Ringlefinch]

*Fixes a cosmopolitan and a whiskey sour*

I dont care where the customers come from! Just make sure they've got money in there pocket and their thirsty!!

pirate

 

[bandaidd]

*watches Psyzapp leave, all confused. gets out otoscope and looks for stumble's ears*

Oh dear. Stumble, are you okay? CAN YOU HEAR ME? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? I hope this isn't catching. I may have to quarantine you.  

[Ringlefinch]

bandaidd

*watches Psyzapp leave, all confused. gets out otoscope and looks for stumble's ears*

Oh dear. Stumble, are you okay? CAN YOU HEAR ME? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? I hope this isn't catching. I may have to quarantine you.

What!! Hey get the hell outta there!! What do you think...

...WAHHHHHH!!!

crying

 

[Lil Brat]

((Bratty's on her way back from Italy, otherwise she'd page Nurse Gilda ~ we may need to call Dr Black again... wink ))  

[Ringlefinch]

crying

No fair! I heard Psyzapp just fine. She ordered a cosmopolitan right! Im gonna post it to her new york address OK!

lol