Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he didnt like my love taps  

[Pure 3picness]

((No, I'm gonna leave it how it is)) Just kidding

Um... she was bangin Zero  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

He kept bringing 'round the creepy sciencist.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She kept around her creepy companion. Plus i think he wants to kill me o.o  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Wha-? Well yeah under that smile he probably does want to kill you but that's not the point. I swear your hat is staring at me as if it wants to kill me ;_; Make it stop!  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

she was delusional about my hat.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he always beat me at candyland  

[Asra Karimi]

She Wets the bed  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he ate dirt for dessert  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

During winter she would do nothing but sleep sad I though she was dead!
@Zero: I just realised that he has a knife under his cloak. I think he really does want to kill someone.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

I caught her trying to eat her own puppy  

[HazyKoala]

Se wore those bear pjs everywhere! It was embarassing!  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

I caught her making out with that man! *fake tears* I was so heart broken wa ha ha ha... crying  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

She made out with everyone in town behind my back  

[Asra Karimi]

Deadbeat Nightmare

he ate dirt for dessert

You Know me so well
SHe Love the unicorn more then me