Magical Soda Machine

[Pink Fregia]

Gets out early for good behavior


inserts a little "naughty and nice"  

[babyshinobi]

gets the handcuffs back with pink fur alterations
inserts web cam for the nice people at home to watch the horrific handcuff escapade  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets censored

Inserts poetry

 

[Nei1]

Gets tortured by the Vogons.

Inserts the Heart of Gold.  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets the liver of brass

Inserts γαλαξίας

 

[Nei1]

Gets a translator.

Inserts a vigh auflaque.  

[babyshinobi]

Calls backthe translator to figure out what it was I got
Insets confusion & insecurity  

[Ringlefinch]

Get elected to National Security Advisor for the United States.

Inserts the entire Andromeda galaxy

 

[Nei1]

Gets eaten by the Milkyway Galaxy.

Inserts radiation.  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets angry and turns green and muscly

Inserts head of Orpheus

 

[Nei1]

Gets a decapitated myth.

Inserts some snakes.  

[Lil Brat]

Gets a snake charmer
Inserts bill

((Also gets a handful of Pink's booty xd ))  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets a second mortgage to pay it off

inserts nervous break down

 

[Nei1]

Gets put in to the rubber room.
Inserts a jacket with long sleeves.  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets Easter island stone head

Inserts cheap plastic NHS scissors