Magical Soda Machine

[bandaidd]

gets the worst haircut ever

inserts a dustpan full of orange hair clippings  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets regretful as even your own pet dog doesn't recognize you

Inserts lost reference

 

[bandaidd]

gets frustrated wandering through the library trying to reunite the reference

inserts a not-helpful librarian  

[Nei1]

Gets misplaced books.
Inserts library card.  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets a copy of the 2012 Olympic games almanack!!

Inserts bookmakers shop

 

[Nei1]

Gets a printer's press.

Insert movable type.  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets a used ink ribbon

Inserts new york bagel

 

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: hungry gonk

Inserts: a gold coin
*crosses his fingers and hopes he'll get the bagel back*  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets hot buttered waffle

Inserts LED ZEPPELIN 1 original vinyl 12"

 

[Nei1]

Gets a lot of skip on the record.
Inserts an 8-track player.  

[babyshinobi]

gets no where when I try to hook my Ipod up crying
inserts piano for self made music  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets Ludwig van Beethoven with a inferiority complex

Inserts powdered wig

 

[RelentlessGrasshopper]

gets-wtf? a powdered donught?

inserts: hitchhikers guide to the galaxy  

[Nei1]

Gets Milliways.
Inserts a twist of lemon wrapped inside a large gold brick.  

[RelentlessGrasshopper]

gets Ruby Slippers

Inserts "Stairway to Heaven"