Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

I WAS DRUNK THAT TIME!!! She beat me up with a frying pan the day after.  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

XD He got owned by his ex wife *cries from laughter*  

[-MysticCherri-]

she laughed about my pain...  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

(Sorry b***h please XD)
He had blue skin and he was warm o.o Is that even possible.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she blew up my home nation  

[Arianna Loves Chu]

She was too pale and drew on me while I slept.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she kicked me out of bed with a jack hammer  

[Arianna Loves Chu]

She stole my cookie!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she threw away my collection of Yumichika dolls  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

I accidentally Broke her Fangs...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he transformed into wolf mode whenever I wanted some action...which made things a little weird in the bedroom.  

[Arianna Loves Chu]

SHe was just weird  

[Miumarie]

I didn't like that dress she always wore.  

[Arianna Loves Chu]

She always stalked me  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she stole my stuffed dog and held him for ransom