Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Rin Kuran]

she creeps me out  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"what? Im not a stuffed dog."

She had the habit of Bitting again  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

at night he blended in with the darkness but then again so did I  

[Arianna Loves Chu]

She posts on gaia too much  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol thats true, not just in this guild but others and comments too
muhaha biggrin
she took my lucky turtles and boiled them in the bathtub  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She thought of turning me into a lucky turtle o.o  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he eat my favorite chocolate cake and replaced it with a mud pie ...he thought I wouldnt have noticed  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"you didn't until you took a bite out of it."

She has me as a pet,you can't be husband and a pet,its just weird...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

yeah that is weird but I think there is a man who officialy married his cat...weird huh
he didnt like the way I pet him  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She kept biting me looking for blood.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he stopped bringing home the bloody bacon.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"because im too tired cause of you sucking my blood!"

She once sucked dry a cat o.o  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he got jealous of the cat
he knows he likes it when I put my fangs on him  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"no i don't. IT ******** HURTS!!!"

Self explanitory...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he refused to watch glee with me
and didnt like my lips on him