Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"first of all,What kind of Anime is Glee?(yeah i don't know) Well i did kinda like like your Lips on me if it wasn't for those fangs."

She thought i was a blood cookie...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol glee is not an anime its a show on fox
and if it bothers you that much I'll file them down


he peed all over and claimed the doggy door was locked  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

(oh FAIL)
"It was locked! Some dog came in idk how..."
She accused me of Eating all of the Cookies. But its the neighborhoods local cookie thief!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he bit the hand that fed him
thats just a no no  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"Sorry you got a Lizard on that hand"
The next day i woke up i found out i was going to a dog show o.o  

[Chaton Atomique]

He refused to wear the pink ribbons and get a poodle cut! whee whee  

[HazyKoala]

She left cat hair EVEYWHERE. eek  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"I said i would be your pet as long as you did not make me do anything embarrasing,you tried to dye my fur pink!"  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

I didnt make you do anything embarrassing

he didnt spend anytime with his son  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

First of all how could it be possible to have a son? were not the same race!

She creeped me out with those eyes.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

different races can have kids together
I think you meant species


he kept trying to hunt down the neighbors cats  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"I just hate them!" when she kissed me she wispered she is going to kill me o.o  

[Chaton Atomique]

4laugh Takes death threats too personally!  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She brought back a Cat, a PINK cat the 2 things i hate!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

i caught him trying to eat the baby