Why did you divorce the person above you?

[HazyKoala]

She scared me. That's all I'm gonna say.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she along with the rest of the world feared me  

[Chaton Atomique]

Zero-The-Hunter 500

She brought back a Cat, a PINK cat the 2 things i hate!

So you hate pink p***y?! BOOOO! evil

I'd divorce DN because she always borrowed my sexy undies.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Her pink cat kept blaming me for everything.  

[Chaton Atomique]

Always shouts out silly quotes from "New Moon" when he goes all wolfy.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She sent my Turkey friend to a Bucher I puked in Thanks Giving.  

[Chaton Atomique]

stressed He somehow puked in a butcher last Thanksgiving....  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"You killed Kevin! YOU b***h!!!"
Self explanitory  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he was a bad dog  

[Chaton Atomique]

Still won't admit how delicious Kevin was ....even after her third helping.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"Rest in Peace Kevin..."
She thought of turning me into a Chicken to shut me up!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he was Darth Vader  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"um with wings and a moon?"

She thought of sucking my blood again,good thing my skin is too though,it broke her fangs!!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he refused to pay the dentist bill for my fangs he broke  

[Miumarie]

She's soo......colorless.