Why did you divorce the person above you?

[JONATHON DEVIL]

She was/is too angelic.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he replace all my picture frames of my favorite pets with pictures of him  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She'd make me do something or else  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he liked to bite my neck but wouldnt allow me to return the favor  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"um... what?"
She thought i was biteable...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol Im watching to catch a predator
he played to much with his light sabor  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

she did not like my light saber  

[Niko Narshe]

cause he was in the dark side  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she had a pipe to beat people into her will  

[-MysticCherri-]

she bit me...  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

He had a flaming head band which he wouldn't take off. stare You remember the "car incident" don't you?  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she cheated on me with anything and anyone she had around her  

[xI Azumi Ix]

Her wings got in the way of when i hugged her and they made me sneeze.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she had a moon within a moon, it was strange  

[Arianna Loves Chu]

She was always posting before I did.