"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Raven Winter]

Because I COMMAND IT!!!!

Why do people taste like chicken?  

[MiraShio]

Because Cinderella lost her slipper.

Why does Tasuki-neko's breath smell so bad?

((Tasuki is the name of one of our kittens.))  

[Steakk]

Because she ate a fly.

Why does toast exist?  

[MiraShio]

Because the toaster exists.

Why didn't I eat lunch yesterday?  

[Raven Winter]

Because you had already eaten your mother's internal organs!!!
*ahem*

Why do they have 'how to order' signs in resturaunts?  

[Ohmi-Jeebus]

Because its not a bagel.

Do you know the muffin man?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Yesh, hes up in pluto!

WHY DO PEOPLE TYPE IN CAPS?!?  

[Ayuchane]

Because caps drown people.

Why don't people fly?  

[Let there be COSPLAY]

Because birds stole our wings.

Why do people blink?  

[Steakk]

Because the clowns stole their pants.

Why am I on a boat?  

[Let there be COSPLAY]

Because your dinosaur is in the shop for a check up.


Why do I look like Pocohontas?  

[Steakk]

Because there is a meteor falling from the sky.

Why do ducks quack?  

[The Questionable Shieka]

Because Chickens moo!

Why is my laptop broken?  

[Toriyama Rika]

Sealing loneliness inside,
the gaze that cast a lock on itself
The much desired brilliance
Is for the sake of changing everything

because the cows ate it then, spit it out.

Why do I like hugging people??

I'll believe
In your sins and pained sadness.
The voice that whispered “I want everything”
Without even bothering to regain what is lost

 

[Ohmi-Jeebus]

You want them to turn back into a teddy bear.

Why is their going to be drums in guitar hero 4?