Rewrite what the person above u said

[Shimohu]

OMS *gasp*

i think its there i things its here i think its up well i think its down  

[S a y u r i S u m i s u]

It's up? It's down? It' EVERYWHERE.
Oh why, oh why, oh why do I cry?  

[Garynook]

I cry, I cry, do you know why!?

Can I pose a question, how do you kill what is dead?  

[Taffylover]

Dead, when you pose questions, I wonder how to kill you.

Left is right and up is down. What makes the world go 'round?  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

right is down, up is left, and the world is round

This is CNN.......  

[Reinbow Chi Tea]

CNN is THIS

Do your ears hang low do they wobble do the flow?

 

[Live_Laugh_Candy]

if i had cool ears they would wobble to the flow....
y is i so ok weird  

[Reinbow Chi Tea]

Weird, Why am I so ok?

The sun is shining but the ice is slippery.

 

[Garynook]

The slippery ice is shining in the morning sun.

In Layman's terms: Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing goes out.  

[S a y u r i S u m i s u]

In speedy terms, Layman goes out, and speedy go BYE BYE.

With no calories, you can stay cool!  

[Pepita3]

TONS OF CALORIES KEEP YOU COOL!

Death is expected,why not accept it?  

[Ignorant Soul]

He refused to accept the unexpected death of his fiancee.

Diseases of the soul are more dangerous than those of the body.  

[Pepita3]

The body gets many more diseases then the soul has.

It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.  

[Garynook]

It is better to be lost and in love than never been lost before.

Silence, or I shalt strike thou fiercely with the wrath of my sophisticated and superior intellect for thou be talking gibberish.  

[Pepita3]

I shall strike you fiercely with my sharp intellect!

If you put your mind to it you can accomplish anything.