Why did you divorce the person above you?

[BigEvilPacman]

was to clingy  

[HOASIS]

Cheated on you for your sig. Cuz I'm not gay.  

[BigEvilPacman]

well that to bad lol
he was to boring in the bed room lol  

[axeltheflame]

he was over compensating with the sword  

[BigEvilPacman]

he was actually a she  

[DumberDan]

Accidently shanked me in my kidney.  

[Kauta Leonheart]

He was male. sweatdrop  

[BigEvilPacman]

never wanted to party  

[Earth Sensei]

Fire burns plants plain and simple  

[Gunr]

Not a good conductor, plus it ate my trident.  

[Earth Sensei]

He got upset with me eating his trident, but it is so darn tasty plus he always called me an it  

[axeltheflame]

he ate too much potting soil and he killed my rose bush saying it was possesd  

[LunaSoulKeeper]

He was already married to Earth Sensei and was obsessed over his roses  

[Earth Sensei]

The tri-marriage didn't work out because she hated roses (*to the roses growing out of me* it is okay I love u all and I think u guys r pretty unlike her)  

[BigEvilPacman]

didn't divorce accidentally burned him to death he was very flammable sorry about that sweatdrop