The red chair

[GoldenFraggle]

...which I happen to be on !!! I take the chair and as soon as the bus stops somewhere near Kansas City I spot a twister in the distance. I toss the chair into the twister which sends the chair off to the merry old land of Oz !!!  

[KBiT]

Pursues the chair to Oz; wrenching it from the hands of the Oompa Loompas or whatever those things are, and stashes it behind the Wizards curtain
"Ha ha ha; nobody will find it here"  

[Cerebral Perception]

Munchkins!!! Rebel!!! *sends Munchkin army to attack the Emerald Castle*  

[Deppfan]

::sends out the flying monkies of my cousin, the dearly departed wicked witch of the west:: Get them! Make them suffer! Oh, and the chair...get the damn chair while you're at it!  

[KBiT]

Both the Oompa Loompas and the monkeys; this does not bode well *uses pirated escapiliser to send chair to a nunery*
To Battle!  

[Cerebral Perception]

You stole my escapalizer?! *rips his sword arm off, uses it to cut his gun arm off, and breaks his robotic legs*  

[Deppfan]

::runs off to the nunnery and my skin burns as I enter and steal the chair from the mother superior's office::  

[Cerebral Perception]

*hits you with a bat as you walk out the door, knocking you out cold, while I walk away with the chair* Thanks for doing the hard part.  

[KBiT]

*hits you on the head with torn-off sword arrm, knocking you out cold while I crawl away with the chair*
Your escapiliser sucks; thats not where it was supposed to be sent
*Seals chair in crate and has it locked in secret U.S. government basement alongside various other items of incredible power*  

[Cerebral Perception]

*wakes up* Not where it was supposed to be...? Either someone tinkered with my escapalizer, or that one's not mine. *goes off to fix appearifier*  

[KBiT]

I never said it was yours; it's a pirated copy, much like Joker's was  

[Cerebral Perception]

Appearifier fixed! *appearifies the chair*  

[KBiT]

*Steals chair by force*
Fix me and you can have it back  

[Cerebral Perception]

*breaks your communication device*  

[GoldenFraggle]

...and while you're doing that since you didn't do anything with the chair yet I seize my chance to get the chair and grab it and toss it down the sewer !