Ruin My Wish game

[Skyeblue777]

Granted now you are being stalked by teenage girls who want to marry you and/or have your babies.(your a guy right) But if I'm wrong a male stalker shoots you with a gun for rejecting him. I wish I had a slice of cheese pizza.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

granted but the cheese was rotten.
I wish I have no fear of taking off my mask(cool face behind it though)  

[--Forwardx3]

Granted!! but when you washing your face, you have some dangrous chemical liquid in your eyes, and you blind forever.

I wish im happy...  

[JTN]

Granted... but you seem "too happy" and the government takes a specialized interest in you...

*puts on tin foil hat*



I wish my rent wasn't raised this month.  

[Eisenkrieger]

but utilities are!!ghahaha
i wish i wasnt bored  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

granted but you got soo extreme you Jumped off the Empire State building,dodging penies falling from the empire state building and Die in the landing. Omg im EVIL!!!
I wish Genies aren't that mischevious.  

[Skyeblue777]

Granted but then the Genie turns evil and turns you to dust. I wish the stray cat in my yard in walk into my trap. The trap is a cat carrier with some food in it with a string attach to the door. So when the cat walks into the carrier I pull the string the door closes.  

[Eisenkrieger]

but it has perma-rabies,(the kind you cant get rid of) so you die after it bites you.
i wish i had a nerf "RAIDER CS-35"
soo much OSUM!!  

[A Bad Wolf]

Here you go, oh, but sorry, your parents are taking it away until your 30th birthday.

I wish I could find the right person in life. confused  

[Eisenkrieger]

but it turns out they are the same gender~!!!!hahaha
wish i hadbt eaten all thos burritos at lunch*farts noisily*  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Granted! But since that tank you just bought can only run on farts it just sits there are shinny and awesome but unusable.
No Boom Booms.
T3T


I wish the fair would say in town longer.

 

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

Granted! But due to so much cotton candy and corn dogs injested while on a ride that shakes your belly multiple times over, you're sick for a month. mostly from what was in the corndog.

I wish I had a job that pays a lot, and that I loved to go to everyday.  

[JTN]

Granted... you now perform at a strip club... owned by your parents.


I wish all our world leaders were Jedi.
 

[--Forwardx3]

granted!!

but the earth seems just ready 2 explode, n theres go some strong earthquake in 10 different spots in the world, n theres only a few people that survive.... (jedi died too XD)

i wish everyone like me.....  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

Granted! Now everyone wants to hang out with you, but you don't have time for all six billion of us, so a few hundred of us get jealous of your time with other people and murder you in anger.

I wish that I understood math enough to pass the course with 90's