Hakurei Park ~ Geezerville

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-reviews the sensor records-
Tsk tsk... questioning my business practices...

-e-mails Dougherty a copy of the license-

I hope this satisfies his curiousity.  

[Bao Sanniang]

Dark Elf wine please.

-a waitress brings a glass and a bottle to the table, Asuka pours some wine in the glass and starts drinking it-  

[Bao Sanniang]

-sees the TES pinata-

Is my sister really so bothered as to hang TES in effigy?  

[Bao Sanniang]

Hmm...

-presses the "pinata" button, produces a metal pipe, and takes a swing-  

[Bao Sanniang]

-swings again-  

[Bao Sanniang]

-swings again-  

[Bao Sanniang]

-swings one final time-

This is harder than it looks...

-presses the off button for the pinata machine-  

[Bao Sanniang]

-activates the pinata machine and swings an aluminum bat at the TES pinata-  

[Bao Sanniang]

-swings again-  

[Bao Sanniang]

-swings again-  

[Bao Sanniang]

-swings again-  

[Bao Sanniang]

-activates the pinata machine and takes a swing-  

[bandaidd]

*looks around for lady ayami and killa, notices karaoke*

OOH! Karaoke! Hope it's okay if anyone uses it...let's see if they have anything by Crispy. Hmmm, ick. ick. ewww. this one's not bad. maybe. ugh. eww. yay! Crispy!

*hugs herself a little, then turns on mic and tests during the intro*

Testing, testing 1, 2, 3. Wow. this is loud.

Okay, everybody. Here's one of my favorites. I know you're goona like it.

*sings*


The bubbles!
The bubbles!

Oh, eeoh eeoh yeah yeah
I'm a bubble dancer
Oh, eeoh eeoh yeah yea
Bubble wubble dancer

I am sopping wet, and I love it
Whoa whoa yeah
I am dripping wet, oh I love it

Drip drop,
don't you stop

I just need hot water and soap
Splashing on my body

Blow me a bubble
and I'll give you a smack
Somewhere on your body

Oh, eeoh eeoh yeah yeah
I'm a bubble dancer
Oh, eeoh eeoh yeah yea
Bubble wubble dancer

Watch me dancing in the night
(Oh baby)
Watch me im the bubble queen
(Bubble queen)
Watch me dancing in the night
(Oh baby)
Watch me im the bubble queen

Watch me dancing in the night
(Oh baby)
Watch me im the bubble queen

 

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

Makaijin Showa Hayata

-reviews the sensor records-
Tsk tsk... questioning my business practices...

-e-mails Dougherty a copy of the license-

I hope this satisfies his curiousity.

*Checks his email and see's that Showa sent him a copy of a license. He rides his Segway to the Makai Lounge and goes inside. He looks around and spies some framed documents on the wall near the front desk. He walks over to inspect the documents, then finds what he is looking for. Just for confirmation, he compares the framed license for renting rooms to the email copy he received, and notes that they are one and the same, with the framed document being an original with a seal on it. Convinced, he makes further notations in his Blackberry and closes the file. He pockets his Blackberry, exits the Lounge and hops onto his Segway to continue on with his rounds* cool  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-appears in her private liquor storeroom, she pulls out a bottle with Makaido writing on it-

The Inebriator... an otherworldly mixed drink sure to cause any human unfortunate enough to drink it a painful death by alcohol poisoning...

Why was I trying to drink away the rejection on mere human-made substances?

-vanishes-