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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:50 pm
Irritated skin rash that was so irritating that you lit yourself on fire
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:35 pm
Jackalope goes mad and rams you in teh face.
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:56 pm
Kittens attack you out of nowhere o.o
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:48 pm
Llama stampede, you should learn to run faster.
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:59 pm
Murderous Mudslide, better watch out for hillsides in the rain.
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 7:51 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 11:54 am
octopus eats your face while swimming.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 12:37 pm
Poorly planned pool party : You wind up stepping off the deck into a pool of sharks.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 3:50 pm
crap I have Q B|
Queen's order to execute you
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 4:30 pm
Raccoon bites your p***s when you try to have sex with it and you bleed to death. eek I saw that one on 1000 ways to die.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 4:31 pm
Spawns of Hell invade. 'Nuff said.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:06 pm
Trampled by millions of mooses.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:17 pm
Understanding or figuring out the meaning of life and your head exploding
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:20 pm
vaccuums cleaners attack.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:01 am
Wacked to death by a meat thing (they use it to pound the meat)
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