Corrupt A Wish

[KindredofLegousa]

Horrible music (Justin Beiber, Hannah Montana, horrible music in general, take your pick lol) is blared into your ears, and Cary's guitar is used ot beat you....to death twice. smile

I wish to be able to summon rains of ice cream.  

[binbinboiii]

The rains of ice cream drowns u and kills u

i wish for... nothing  

[Sergeant Grik]

binbinboiii

The rains of ice cream drowns u and kills u

i wish for... nothing

It doesn't work. A large meteor comes and crushes you for trying to wish for nothing.

I wish I had a cardboard box.  

[Fernflyer]

It turns out that the outfit had a poison that made your skin burn. You were burned to death, wahmbulance

I wish that I could have a Leafeon (Pokemon) in real life.  

[Sergeant Grik]

You get one! Sadly it attacks you and kills you.

I wish I had a tissue.  

[bite me then]

The tissue gets stuck in your nose and you die.

I wish I could draw.

 

[Sergeant Grik]

At your first art lesson you impale your hand on the pencil. You bleed to death.

I wish I had a gillie suit.  

[vampireluvr97]

when you get it, you go to a party, a mistakes you as a secret spy. you die.
I wish to be famous! heart  

[waypou2004]

You get killed and go down in history as the most famous dead person no one ever heard of.

I wish for a hot fudge sundae.  

[Cognitohazard]

The lava burns you to death. "But I said hot fudge," you say. Too bad, you're getting lava.

I wish I had some water.  

[Fernflyer]

You drank too much water, and died from drinking too much.

I wish I could play the violin better.  

[C_Coda]

Everytime you played the violin the beautiful sound causes the listeners to forget how to drive.

I wish I could have ever pokemon game  

[Elektro7]

In addition to all previous ones, you get all future games as well. You're crushed to death by the infinitely growing pile of pokemon games that is summoned upon you.

I wish I had a cookie, and that it would taste good.