The "If...Then..." Game

[Ayame-Yuura]

...I'd party all night long with all mah friends!

If I put poison in all the tea cups in a tea party....  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Then I wouldn't be going to that tea party.


If I farted in your face...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Then I'd moon you and press ham your face (meaning I'm going to push my naked booty on your face) and maybe pass gas on it too while rubbing my booty on you.

If I fell asleep at Eternal's house...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

expect to be part of a sick experiment

If dandelions were real...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I would beat you upside the nose.

If Gruntilda attacked you...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

They wouldn't survive

If the ceiling snored cuss words at you...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd blast it off.

If moose and squirrel died.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed them because Rockey and Bullwinkle annoyed me.


If I pushed you into an active volcano.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd be laughing as I destroyed your empire while conquering the world!

If I gave you a moostache...  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I'd shave it off.

If sonic the hedgehog was real  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

the government would try to catch him and do experiments on him, even if it were against Sonic's will.

If Sonic were experimented on...  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Then it sucks to be him.

If hunnic nunnic buns who like guns invaded...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Eternal and I would probably hunt them for sport, torture the remaining ones and burn to death the rest to keep the fear instilled

If horror games were real...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You'd be playing...and it wouldn't be on the victim side.


If you gave Aya a chainsaw...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

then she'll marry Eternal.

If I wed Eternal and aya...