Vending machine

[PizzaBoy220]

You get mauled.

*inserts black and white television*  

[anarchyguy]

you get attacked by oompa loompas

*inserts coin*  

[Kimoura]

You get to fall into the river of chocolate and get stuck in the tube.

**Inserts golden ticket.**  

[PizzaBoy220]

You get shot by a giant candy bar.

*inserts sugar*  

[FantasyKitty]

You get tea leaves.

*inserts Jack hat*  

[anarchyguy]

gets crazy monster that attacks you

*inserts my mom*  

[Animekitty47]

You get "The Great Big Book of 'Your Mom' Jokes".

*inserts Physics textbook*  

[anarchyguy]

you become a genius in physics


*inserts soft wood*  

[Kimoura]

You lose your leg in a freak hair blowdryer accident, and have to get a wooden leg..made of that said soft wood..with wood rot..BOM-BOM-BOOOOOOOOM!!!

**Inserts a Pirate.**  

[Animekitty47]

You get the undead monkey from Pirates of the Carribean.

*inserts domokun *  

[PizzaBoy220]

You get to FEEL HIS WRATH!!!

*inserts good ol' fashioned coin"  

[Animekitty47]

You get a map of the US in 1894.

*inserts coin*  

[PizzaBoy220]

You get toaster crumbs.

*inserts sniper round again for the hell of it*  

[Kimoura]

You get sniped by me, and have to wait thirty seconds to respawn.

**Inserts plasma grenade and RUUUUNS!**

**DIVE!**

**Now at saftey.**