The person above you game!

[PizzaBoy220]

^ Ate the first one.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Became the shadow monster's latest victim...so sad crying  

[PizzaBoy220]

^ Is a hippie.  

[Anime Duncan]

Doesn't know what's right behind him  

[PizzaBoy220]

^ Has alerted me to my imminent death.  

[Aurigae]

^ Grows really long nose hair.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Eats chicken heads every quartermoon.  

[Aurigae]

^ Is a bacterium.  

[PizzaBoy220]

^ Has purple sheep.  

[Aurigae]

^ Doesn't have any kidneys.  

[Anime Duncan]

^ can fire death rays from her eyes burning_eyes  

[Anime Duncan]

^Is me!!  

[PizzaBoy220]

^ Likes chicken feet  

[Jetsamgirl06]

^Will likely be beat with a tree branch  

[PizzaBoy220]

^ Will likely be the one on the other end of the tree branch.