Things You've Never Hear From KH Characters.

[Kairi Saka]

Kairi Saka

*Sora, Leon(squall), sephiroth, and cloud*

Sora: eek what is sephiroth doing?
Leon: looking at clouds sword.
Sora: Thats not his sword.
Cloud: scream Damn it, leave me alone!
Sephiroth: Oh come on, I just want to hold it.
Cloud: scream Keep your hands to your self!
Sora: eek I never new cloud and sephiroth were that way.
Cloud: scream We'er not any thing!
Sephiroth: Thats not what you said last night.

To be continued....

*Sora, Leon(squall), Cloud, sephiroth, Tifa, Roxas*

Part 2

Sora: You think we should help cloud out?
Leon: Are you crazy?
Cloud: scream Damn it, get off me!
Sephiroth: Oh stop playing hard to get.
Cloud: scream Never!
Tifa: whats all the yelling abo........... eek
Cloud: Tifa its not what you think!
Sora: yea like that explanes it.
Tifa: Oh I see,to think I was going to give my self to you tonight but you and him are..... CLOUD I DIDNT KNOW YOU PACKED BEEF!! *runs away*
Roxas: *Gets trampled by tifa* X_X
Cloud: *grabs sephiroth by neck* scream Why must you ruin every thing for me!!
Sephiroth: gonk ack, your hurting me, I'm too delicet!

too be continued...  

[Hime Xiao Qiao]

Kairi Saka

Kairi Saka

*Sora, Leon(squall), sephiroth, and cloud*

Sora: eek what is sephiroth doing?
Leon: looking at clouds sword.
Sora: Thats not his sword.
Cloud: scream Damn it, leave me alone!
Sephiroth: Oh come on, I just want to hold it.
Cloud: scream Keep your hands to your self!
Sora: eek I never new cloud and sephiroth were that way.
Cloud: scream We'er not any thing!
Sephiroth: Thats not what you said last night.

To be continued....

*Sora, Leon(squall), Cloud, sephiroth, Tifa, Roxas*

Part 2

Sora: You think we should help cloud out?
Leon: Are you crazy?
Cloud: scream Damn it, get off me!
Sephiroth: Oh stop playing hard to get.
Cloud: scream Never!
Tifa: whats all the yelling abo........... eek
Cloud: Tifa its not what you think!
Sora: yea like that explanes it.
Tifa: Oh I see,to think I was going to give my self to you tonight but you and him are..... CLOUD I DIDNT KNOW YOU PACKED BEEF!! *runs away*
Roxas: *Gets trampled by tifa* X_X
Cloud: *grabs sephiroth by neck* scream Why must you ruin every thing for me!!
Sephiroth: gonk ack, your hurting me, I'm too delicet!

too be continued...

lolz i have something like that on my profile but it doesnt have kh characters on it.  

[Kairi Saka]

Hi, I'm Kairi Saka, and this is a new thing I will be doing on here, its short story episodes that I will post from time to time about the characters in KH. I will try and post as the most two episodes a week so please coment on what you think of each new episode as it arrives, thank you and now on to the show.

A day in the H K ( Hearts Kingdom )

season 1: Episode 1

Sora: *Walks in Kairi's room* Hey kairi do you kno......... eek
Kairi: *hides behind towl* Sora, I'm going to kill you if you dont get out.
Sora: Its not what you think, I-I didnt mean to......
Kairi: *calls forth her key blade*
Sora: eek *Screems like a little girl and runs away*

also at the time......

Tifa: Cloud have you seen my camcorder?
Cloud: no.
Tifa: well can you help me find it?
Cloud: Sure..... *looks around*...... here it is.
Tifa: oh thanks.
Cloud: what do you have in here any way? *opens and looks at tape*
Tifa: scream hey dont look at that!
Cloud: *reads tape name* "Night time fun by my self, with my self"?.........uhhh
Tifa: I said not to look at it! *pulls out Bazooka*
Cloud: eek *runs out into hall and colides with sora*
Sora: scream Hay watch where your going dumbass!
Cloud: *pulls out sword*
Sora: Oh god no gonk

Too be continued..........  

[Kairi Saka]

A Day in the H K

Season 1: Episode 2

Sora: Hey, so what are you doing later?
Kairi: nothing yet, why?
Sora: Well I though me you and a few others could go ot and eat today.
Kairi: sounds good, who you going to bring?
Sora: well I was going to go ask cloud after you.
Kairi: ok later then. *walks off*
Sora: *walks to clouds room and opens the door* Hey cloud ar you doi............. what are you doing? *sees cloud working with a chemistry set*
Cloud: *runs over to sora and pins him to the wall then looks up and down the hall* You saw nothing! *runs back into the room and locks the door*
Sora: what tha f**k? *walks off*

later that day...

Sephiroth: *sits in his room as a small ball falls from the vent above him* hmm? *ball explodes*
Cloud: *drops from vent and points at the knoked out sephiroth* HAHAHAHAHA paybacks a b***h, HAHAHAHA!

too be continued....  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

Kairi Saka

A Day in the H K

Season 1: Episode 2

Sora: Hey, so what are you doing later?
Kairi: nothing yet, why?
Sora: Well I though me you and a few others could go ot and eat today.
Kairi: sounds good, who you going to bring?
Sora: well I was going to go ask cloud after you.
Kairi: ok later then. *walks off*
Sora: *walks to clouds room and opens the door* Hey cloud ar you doi............. what are you doing? *sees cloud working with a chemistry set*
Cloud: *runs over to sora and pins him to the wall then looks up and down the hall* You saw nothing! *runs back into the room and locks the door*
Sora: what tha f**k? *walks off*

later that day...

Sephiroth: *sits in his room as a small ball falls from the vent above him* hmm? *ball explodes*
Cloud: *drops from vent and points at the knoked out sephiroth* HAHAHAHAHA paybacks a b***h, HAHAHAHA!

too be continued....

This is great stuff rofl rofl rofl  

[Kairi Saka]

A Day in the H K

Season 1: Episode 3

Kairi: *waring new miny skirt* Hey goofy, hey donald.
Goofy: hey kairi, you look nice in that.
kairi: well thank you goofy.
Donald: *so short he sees up her skirt and stears*
Kairi: eek scream HEY!! *covers her self* what do you think your looking at!
Donald: I-I'm sorry! I didnt mean too! *cringes*
Sora: *walks up behind kairi and sees her panties from her binding over to hide the front.* burning_eyes Whow, blaugh what a view.
Kairi: *turns and hits him with her key blade* scream GO DIE!!
Sora: *flying head first down hall* gonk Why is it always me!?
Cloud: *opens his door and walks out into the hall to get hit by the flying sora* eek What tha........... YOU AGAIN!? *draws sword*
Sora: Oh god gonk

too be continued...  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

Hmm... what to say... I know!

Sora: I wonder what Cloud is doing?
Goofy: Don't you remember? You beat him in the Underworld tournament... sweatdrop
Donald: Yeah, he didn't take it that well... sad
~meanwhile at the Radient Garden town square~
Cloud: I lost to a kid... emo
Tifa: Don't take it so hard. I'll do something special if you get over it wink
Cloud: Like what?
Tifa: *wispers in his ear*
Cloud: Not interested...
Tifa: WHY NOT!?! stressed I OFFERED MYSELF TO YOU FINALLY AND YOU SAY NO!?! scream
Aerith: Cloud, want to go somewhere heart ?
Cloud: Sure!
Tifa: DAMN Aerith! stressed  

[Hime Xiao Qiao]

Kairi you rule! these comics are sooooooooo funny. i love them!!!!  

[Becka Minato]

*Sora, Kairi, Roxas, and Riku are sitting around, playing Kh2. Sora is battling Sephiroth*
Sora: Omg! He dissapeared!
Roxas: There he is! Behind yo-
Sora: *gets killed* stressed
Riku: Damn...he kicked your a**.
Roxas: How long did he last?
Kairi: *looks at watch* 6 seconds, he beat your record Roxas.
Roxas: *curses silently*
Sora: This is rigged or something! I'm the good guy, I cant lose!
Kairi: Get over it, its my turn to play.

Several minutes later:

Kairi: *beats Sephiroth and secret scene plays*
Sora, Riku, and Roxas: eek
Kairi: That wasn't to hard. You guys are wimps. *walks out of room*
Riku: Omg...I think Kairi is a genius or something.
Roxas and Sora: eek
 

[Keyblade Ninja]

Sora: hey riku! roxas! i watched peter pan!
Roxas: woop de flippin doo!
Sora: never say " i don't believe in fairies" or one will DIE
Tinkerbell: hi guys! watcha up--- *falls on floor and turns pale and twitches*
Riku: *hand to forehead* sora, you ARE A DUMBASS!

sora: i wonder why your name had to be ROXAS
Roxas: is there a problem?
Sora: yeah! i mean, everytime i search for fanart on google, this guy with the last name ROXAS keeps popping up...

i swear! i was looking for a simple pic reference of roxas, i saw this guy from philippines with the last name roxas keeps popping up.. sweatdrop xd : also, if you search 'roxas' on photobucket, there's a 50% chance you'll run into Roxas and Sora doing something 18+ together burning_eyes  

[cmdood]

Cloud: *while playing KH2* sweet the creators made me look all gothy and cool... wait a sec!!! Thats not goth!!! eek  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

More wierdness...

~when Sora got his new KH2 threads~
Sora: Cool clothes!
Red fairy: That's not all...
~turns into Brave form~
Sora: Even cooler!!!... Wait, where's Goofy?
Red fairy: You fused with him to go into your "Brave Form!"
Sora: eek What the...
Donald: What's wrong Sora?
Sora: I don't feel right... Ahyuck!
Red fairy: eek
Donald: eek
Sora: How do I undo this!?!  

[Kairi Saka]

A Day in the H K

season 1: episode 4

Cloud: eek .........
Tifa: Oh come on cloud your like it.
Aerith: Yea cloud, its two girls asking you.
Tifa: and here I thought guys would to have two girls.
Cloud: th-thats not i-it.
Tifa: well what is it, cloud, dont you want to play with two girls?
Aerith: Maybe he is scared?
Tifa: scared of what?
Aerith: well he has been stearing in horror at the front of the hounted house sens we got here.
Cloud: scream I'm not afrade!
Tifa: then why are your knees shakeing?
Cloud: well that, I mean that is........ uhhh....... *turns and runs away*
Tifa: aww damn, he got away.

Too Be Continued...  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

Kairi Saka

A Day in the H K

season 1: episode 4

Cloud: eek .........
Tifa: Oh come on cloud your like it.
Aerith: Yea cloud, its two girls asking you.
Tifa: and here I thought guys would to have two girls.
Cloud: th-thats not i-it.
Tifa: well what is it, cloud, dont you want to play with two girls?
Aerith: Maybe he is scared?
Tifa: scared of what?
Aerith: well he has been stearing in horror at the front of the hounted house sens we got here.
Cloud: scream I'm not afrade!
Tifa: then why are your knees shakeing?
Cloud: well that, I mean that is........ uhhh....... *turns and runs away*
Tifa: aww damn, he got away.

Too Be Continued...

...? eek ? Cloud ran away? eek ?  

[Keyblade Ninja]

roxas - WHO AM I. WHERE AM I. WHY AM I????