Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[GemEncrustedEarth]

because s/he did something increadibly stupid

why are the CDs in front of me badly marked?  

[Hellokitty_angelx]

Because they were ment to be that way.

How was this world created?

 

[The Kingdom Keeper]

God said, "Hey Christ! Go make Earth!"

Why is Windows Vista not compatible with anything!?  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

absolutely nothing but who cares?!

why is easter colder than christmas?  

[Different...Very.]

Because Santa has more fat than the Easter Bunny, so he generates more heat as he goes around.

How do you get drunk?  

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

your friends invite you to party.

Why are ants so small?  

[Love Hertz]

Because they are small, any problem with that?

Why do we have 2 eyes?  

[Different...Very.]

Because God doesn't like unibrows.

How many continents/states are there in Africa?
xd Remember, I have to ask a stupid question  

[Hellokitty_angelx]

100 XD
why do we have to read so much? >.<

 

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

Because we can't read minds.

Why do we have to sleep?  

[Different...Very.]

Because the Street Sweeper has to push the reset button while all our eyes are closed.

Why is a chimney for?  

[-The Insane Faerie-]

For Santa, duh.

Is that bag of chips next to me going to attack me? eek  

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

Of course it is, now you are going to be sent to a mental institution (jk ^_^)

Why don't we eat banana peels?  

[-The Insane Faerie-]

Because they taste like Nyquil. Grape flavored Nyquil.
(Yes, it does exist. gonk )

Why does Grape flavored Nyquil exist? sad