corrupt a wish

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, but they blow up every time they leave asia, AND YOUR PLANE JUST LEFT! I wish I have decent computer speakers.  

[ChaoticCatDemon]

Granted, but they don't like you so they run away with the spoon and saw the cow jump over the moon.

I wish I wasn't sick *cough, cough*  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted. You are now in a plane that has both engines blown out and is now hurtling toward the Rocky Mountains and your inevitable death by blunt trauma/explosion.
I wish I was an expert on cheese_whine .  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted, but now you're a snobby drunk that smells bad.


I wish I didn't have to leave my room ever.  

[iSephi]

granted, but neither can your cat xD

I wish i was happier ^^  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted. You're so happy, people start to think you're sarcastic, and you lose all of your friends.
I wish that I could shrink myself down to the size of a doll and grow back to normal size when I'm done.  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, but your cat won't let you do stage 2. I wish I had Clarence's Gay Powers.  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted. You are now Super Gay and the KKK hunted after you and sadly killed you...we will mourn your death...


I wish male models would die...  

[Bokken_Sword]

Granted but you have to bury them all.

I wish I could burn France to the ground.  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, but those where some of the worst Yo momma jokes I've eva' heard. I wish I teleport upon command.  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Granted, but it it doesn't work when it comes to specific locations!
I wish I had more chocolate cake....  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted, but the mice got to it before you did.

I wish I were the smartest person on Earth.  

[Your Random Lover]

Granter...but your so smart that your head in so huge full of knowledge that no one will ever love you.


I wish I could pay someone to do my homework.  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, but a retarded Kindergardener with epilepcy and ADD wasn't a good idea. I wish I could have a magical 2-liter bottle that can't get holes and can instantly fill with a drink of my choice upon command.  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted, but a powerful wizard comes along and decides that the power of the indestructible-bottomless-liter-drink-thing is too much for you and puts a spell on the bottle so that it only fills up with urine.


I wish Tokyo Beat's wishes would stop getting so hard to corrupt...