Make a KH wish and have it go horribly corrupted!

[shadekitsune]

Axel: Poofs out of nowhere* fine I'll go see * goes near the kitchen *wish granted*

Xemnas: It's so big and salty.

Saix: You can't handle it all sir. *laughs* See you got juices all over you mouth.

Xemnas: Help me get it off.

Axel: *shocked and wierded out* What in the fu*k* jumps into the kitchen* What the hell are you two- eek

Both Xemnas and Saix eating seasalt icecream : What's wrong with you axel

Xemnas: You want one so bad there's one in the freezer.

Axel: Why the hell did I think that.

lol they were only eating icecream rofl I wish they never knew what we were thinking about.

*i got this idea from a comic on deviantart.com. It's when Marlaxia walks in on axel and roxas eating seasalt icecream*  

[Fire_Queen713]

ya i thought of that too wish granted but Xemnas is mad at us beacuse we scared him out of the room

Roxas:WE!! your the one who said it

You wanted to know if Xemnas was scared of anything

Roxas:So you said it

So u wanted to know

Xemnas:Will you both just STUP UP NOW!!!!

Me and Roxas: eek

I wish Xemnas will stop scaring us  

[shadekitsune]

Axel: shade, never ask me to do it again. oh yeah your wish is granted but Xemnas has a surprise for us. *pulls shade* I don't like surprises especially coming from xemnas. He's up to something.

Your so paranoid axel.

Roxas: It could be your birthday present.

Xemnas doesn't know when my birthday is and besides if that were th case it would only be for me.

Axel: right.

I wish I knew what the surprise xemnas had in mind.

Roxas: It's going to be bad.

can't you be optimisic for once  

[Fire_Queen713]

i dont no a surprise from Xemnas that only means bad news but wish granted i-mahh hma*Xemnas put his hand over my mouth*

*i cross my arms and glare at him*

Xemnas:It wouldnt be a surprise it u wish to know what it is twisted

gonk *i have a help me look on* *thoughts* (I wish Xemnas will let me free now)  

[shadekitsune]

Roxas: Wish granted, he lets go of you after he binds your arms and puts tape over your mouth. Dang we were so close

I love surprises

Roxas: I wish xemnas will at least give us a hint.  

[Fire_Queen713]

mah whah ha*trying to talk*

Xemnas:*Looks at me*Now u cant ruin the surprise now twisted

gonk

Xemnas:Fine i will give u a hint *thinks*Umm it's a thing
*thats the wish granted*

Roxas:Thats helpful

Xemnas:you didnt said a suspific hint you wanted twisted  

[shadekitsune]

Oh comeon xemnas gonk

Roxas: Fine I wish for a specific hint on your surprise twisted

can't ease your way out of that one can ya huh  

[Fire_Queen713]

Xemnas: twisted ok fine i'll giv-*Door slams open* *thats the wish granted*

Saix:Sir there some hwo a ton of fangirl outside the castle

Xemnas:s**t

*trys to laugh, Xemnas glares at me*

Xemnas:I wish the fu*king fangirl will leave the castle  

[shadekitsune]

Roxas: what the heck is the surprise.! scream

I made the fangirls go by saying cloud and shephiroth are in the cafe down the steet. * wish granted*
roxas just chill xemnas will present his surprise when he's ready.

Roxas: I wish he'll present it now! scream

so impatient and depending on what it is we may regret it stare  

[Fire_Queen713]

Xemnas:You really want it that badly twisted

sad *thoughts* (Oh s**t)

Saix:What surprise?? why do u leave me out of everything

Xemnas:Saix u know what the surprise is just think really hard

Saix:*thinks*Oh that surprise twisted

Roxas:Come on tell me

*Trys to leave but Xemnas stopped me* *thought* (s**t so close)

Roxas:I wish Fire_Queen was un tried and can tell me the surprise if Xemnas wont right now evil  

[shadekitsune]

wish granted but before she says anything saix stops her. roxas come on lets go I don't like the look on xemnas's face it's more evil than usual.

Roxas: No I want to know. I wish xemnas will tell me now

*starts to back away toward the door*  

[Fire_Queen713]

*Bites Saix hand over my mouth and starts to run when Saix starts to go breask*

s**t

Xemans:*Sighs* Roxas i'll u u after i get Saix from killing Fire_Queen *Leaves room*

Roxas:She did that on perpose

*turns s sharp corner and runs up the stairs*

Saix:WHY THE HELL DID U BITE ME!!!!!

*starts to laugh* twisted

Roxas:were never going to know

Axel:Aww ya we will

Saix:Fire_Queen GET BACK HERE!!

NO!! i wish he will stop chasing me  

[shadekitsune]

*about to run but bumps into axel* Axel!

Axel: where do ya think ur going. * picks shade up and carrys her bak to xemnas* you wish is granted but you end up running in a circle back to xemnas.

No axel, your so mean.

Roxas: We'll never know

It's ba-hahaha *axel tickles her side* stop ticling me.

Axel: Than keep quiet. I wish that no one can escape from the room til xemnas is done with his surprise

Xemnas: Thankyou  

[Fire_Queen713]

granted but i don-*Xemnas puts tape on my mouth and tires me you* evil

Xemnas:Ok... weres Saix???

*Xemnas looks at axel*

Axel:I dont know

Xemnas:I tell u the surprise without him

*thoughts* (YES!!*Dances in mind*)

Xemnas:I wish Saix we back here right now  

[shadekitsune]

don't come in, don't come in, don't com- *saix comes back* dang

Saix I'm back but we're almost ot of tape and rope

Roxas: Than I wish u can finally show us.
you idiot don't egg him on