ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Hockey_Gal_19]

the mysterious stork that drops bad babies on their heads and holds good ones till they get to their home


why do chickens gobble?  

[ch0c0l4t3str4wb3rrYp0ckY]

that's how they talk

why did the turtle cross the road??  

[narutofan0309]

so the car chacing him didnt laugh
why do mice like chease  

[General Ninja Ferret]

Q: "Why do mice like cheese?"
A: "Mice like cheese because there is a signifcant ingrediant that gives off a smell (that only the mice sense) that smells like other mice. The mouse then becomes attracted to that cheese. Cheese is the leading cause of mouse divorces.
-nodnod-

Q: "Why did my bunny's nose splode?  

[LOL I NAMEDROP PPLZ]

It breathed in too much black pepper and it exploded while it was sneezing.

Why do we feel happy when we eat chocolate?  

[Devil_Yokotsu]

Because it gets us a little to excited...

Why do we have free will?  

[music girl_123456]

we have it cuz its free
why are computers so great?  

[Kiet Osski]

music girl_123456

we have it cuz its free
why are computers so great?

Computers are great because everything else sucks.

Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road?  

[The Broken Man]

So it could get to the other side. Durrrrr..

Why are parents so against relationships?  

[Paigerrr]

Because they don't want you doing what they're doing in their own beds. xD;;


Why is there marker on my nose?

 

[shadow_kaija]

x_Paiger

Because they don't want you doing what they're doing in their own beds. xD;;


Why is there marker on my nose?

Because the boogey man put it there when you were sleeping so you would look in the mirror and wonder why xd

Why did the chicken cross the road?  

[Yondaime11]

because it wanted to lay a egg on a car

why is a monkey named rob?  

[Sunshine Alley]

Because it would be silly if its name was Kevin.

Why don't we call a butterfly a flutter-by?  

[Monkeegirl1960]

chaosmage123

nachobits

MorningGloryGal

He had an opperation to get doggy vocal cords.
Why is my exboyfried an idiot?

Because that pretty little fairy from grandpa's barn gets him high every night


why did the penguin eat the rest of the irish soda bread?

the penguin had to eat it before the italian pigs could copy the recipie.

why does cheese smell like cheese?

Because cheese comes from happy ville, and the people there made it smell the way it does.  

[Monkeegirl1960]

Sunshine Alley

Because it would be silly if its name was Kevin.

Why don't we call a butterfly a flutter-by?

To make you ask why.

Why is the sun orangy yellowy red?