Corrupt a Wish

[Extremist-Saint-Joey]

you get a penny....but it's infinite mass crushes you!

I wish fo 999 Gwees (I like Gwee!)  

[darkshadow134]

you get 999 gwees but they cook and eat you ((i like gwees))

i wish i had another penny 3nodding  

[Extremist-Saint-Joey]

you get one.....but it destroys EARTH!!!!!

I wish for one more Gwee (I like them more!!! blaugh )  

[darkshadow134]

((woot my penny took over the earth rofl ))

you get a gwee but it flies away

i wish i had some batteries for my gameboy  

[Extremist-Saint-Joey]

you get batteries but they explode! BOOM!



I wish for an army of undead mnions who obey my commands! twisted  

[darkshadow134]

you get an army of undead minions but they fall apart ever time they move ((i am assuming zombies and not vampires))

i wish i had a new gameboy since my last one exploded  

[Extremist-Saint-Joey]

You get one......but that explodes too!

I wish for an army of werewolves which obey my orders!  

[darkshadow134]

the werewolves obey you until they ducktape and eat you((wolves like racoon ninja ))

i wish i had a pet rock  

[Extremist-Saint-Joey]

The pet rock grows super intelligent and eats you!

I wish for a dead frog  

[KANKURO360]

you got one but it comes to life

i wish for a omfg hat  

[darkshadow134]

you get an omfg hat but it is stolen

i wish i had a million gold  

[Extremist-Saint-Joey]

KANKURO360

you got one but it comes to life

i wish for a omfg hat

what. a frog?

you get a hat but it suffocates you!!!

I wish for world peas! (veg makes....er.....nej?)

EDIT sorry for skipping you!!

you get 1 mil but you drown in it!  

[leizlrox]

u get world peace, but then it turns back into war
i wish i was never eaten by pacman  

[darkshadow134]

you get eaten by mrs. pacman

i wish i could fly  

[Angel Bixxa]

granted but only a few centimetres off the ground

i wish i had evil minions twisted