Magical Soda Machine

[Nei1]

Gets a toilet.

Inserts some toilet paper.  

[Suede_Shoes]

You here a voice from inside the machine,"Thanks! I've been stranded in here for more than an hour. Here's a gold dollar."  

[Nei1]

Inserts a you're welcome.  

[The Unknown Shadow]

The Machine responds with "No Problem, have these on the house!" and gives you ten one hundred dollar bills paper-clipped to a pair of Bon Jovi tickets.  

[Zera Stardust]

Gets: cheese_whine

Inserts: Bomb  

[Nei1]

Gets to run for cover.
Inserts shrapnel.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: stitches crying
Inserts: medical bill  

[Nei1]

Gets help for the $15,000 bill.

Inserts daily payments.  

[Ringlefinch]

Get default charge's

Insert appeal

 

[Nei1]

Gets denied.

Inserts a grumpy old man.  

[The Unknown Shadow]

Get's back the same old man only at age eight.

Inserts a Science textbook.  

[Nei1]

Gets a Washu degree.

Inserts ozone depleting bullets.  

[The Unknown Shadow]

Get's the same bullets as cartridges and an AA12 Shotgun with them.

Inserts a chair.  

[Nei1]

Gets a ladder.

Inserts a card table.  

[kitti kat 28]

gets: poker chips

inserts: a calico cat