Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she poked me too hard with her sword  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She still tried to bite me and it was annoying.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he slaped me using the Force  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"hey your a Vampire,its not supposed to hurt!"She brought home a drained human one day,i guess she was REALLY thirsty that time.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He was always going on about obi wan and it drove me crazy
"very it was a long day"  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"yeah... what what are you doing with that potion?"

She scared the ******** out of the Doctors,dentists and hobos XD  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol "Just watch"

He allowed the Death star to be blown up
it was super expensive, thats coming out of you allowance  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"wait,back off! stay away(i make it sound wrong...)"
She liked the deathstar,i don't wanna say it but you drained the blood of every soldier there!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

"only after you choked them all" (lol a little)
He tried to raise his stats with the emperor by offering me to him  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"Gak... don't! I won let you!"

She became the emperor by killing him o.o  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he messed up my dry cleaning and now my dark cloak is white.
"Oh yeah.."  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

she did not like Kevin V2
"NO"  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

"oh...Yes!"

He killed Obi Wan!!  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"oh... No!"(now it sounds way wrong...)
She Ate Kevin V2! And i just taught him english...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

"Oh...yes!!!"
he no longer Anakin