Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She killed Vader!

"No!!!(um we should stop before this goes against the ToS)"  

[Arianna Loves Chu]

He stole my sword  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She killed my turtle!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

"his lucky turtle"
he fell on a root and blamed it on me saying something about the force  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"she thought of me as a turtle!"  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he thought of me as dinner  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"actually thats you..."
She brought back something... disturbing...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he thinks a were wolf is an actual match for a vampire
real vampires (not those glittery ones) can wipe the floor with were wolfs  

[Pure 3picness]

um....... idk... she was ok  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he thought I was just okay, he did not want to admit I was super awesome  

[_i_adore_ crayons_]

She was WAYYYYYYY 2 awesome for me  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she hated the movie Super Troopers
and I just cant deal with that  

[Asra Karimi]

She Scares me every night  

[Vanilla Dawn]

gets scared easily..  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

I caught her glueing the leaves back onto the trees every fall, after 6 years it was enought to drive me bonkers