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 Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:48 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:10 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:22 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:32 am
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Weird Al Yankovic
Fat (Bad Parody) lyrics
Send "Fat (Bad Parody)" Ringtone to your Cell
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, or rye
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on "sha mone"
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again
Who's fat?
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie ala mode
I'm gonna need my own ZIP code
When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again
Who's fat
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo
(When I sit around the house
I really sit around the house)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
Who's fat?
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again
Who's fat?
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:33 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:42 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:45 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:58 am
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I have decided, in my great windy wisdom, to play a little game with you all while waiting for the damn pages to go by. this game is called, "Name that song" and don't worry, theae aren't easy. well, they might be, if you get the reference. anywhoo, here's the first song! enjoy:
Excitement about, I almost can't wait
Relax, I don’t want your baby, I already ate
Thought I do tend to generaly kill,
kill things that don’t fight back.
I see this village, what does it hold
What should I butcher with fire or cold
Running for me, sure you’d think.
He’s a pathological, bloodthirsty, homicidal maniac
I kill kittens, and puppies and bunnies.
I maim toddlers and teens and then more
You see a wife, I see a widow
But what then, can't you see, I kill for
I want to incinerate and decapitate
I want to melt, want to melt some faces
Watching the peasant… oh what do they call it… ah Grieve.
I suppose that being undead, there is not much to life
A soul is needed for loving and feeling
How does this all not make me… ah what’s the word again… Heave.
You’ve nowhere to hide, nowhere to run
Your village will burn like the heart of the sun
With infinite glee, it’s going to be me, that slaughters the world
How could I glare, into these eyes and then not stab them
How could I stare at their loss and then not laugh
I cut them in half, then I craft his head back onto his shoulders
Or after I lop it, I make a puppet, on top of a staff
I am a lord that is sometimes bored
Have some urges and need to fulfill them
After my mayhem I simply don’t…. what’s the word… care
The stench in the air, the smell of the gore,
the carnage for greater than any war
My legacy, death becomes me, I’ll slaughter the world.
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:18 am
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Windflame7 I have decided, in my great windy wisdom, to play a little game with you all while waiting for the damn pages to go by. this game is called, "Name that song" and don't worry, theae aren't easy. well, they might be, if you get the reference. anywhoo, here's the first song! enjoy: Excitement about, I almost can't wait Relax, I don’t want your baby, I already ate Thought I do tend to generaly kill, kill things that don’t fight back. I see this village, what does it hold What should I butcher with fire or cold Running for me, sure you’d think. He’s a pathological, bloodthirsty, homicidal maniac I kill kittens, and puppies and bunnies. I maim toddlers and teens and then more You see a wife, I see a widow But what then, can't you see, I kill for I want to incinerate and decapitate I want to melt, want to melt some faces Watching the peasant… oh what do they call it… ah Grieve. I suppose that being undead, there is not much to life A soul is needed for loving and feeling How does this all not make me… ah what’s the word again… Heave. You’ve nowhere to hide, nowhere to run Your village will burn like the heart of the sun With infinite glee, it’s going to be me, that slaughters the world How could I glare, into these eyes and then not stab them How could I stare at their loss and then not laugh I cut them in half, then I craft his head back onto his shoulders Or after I lop it, I make a puppet, on top of a staff I am a lord that is sometimes bored Have some urges and need to fulfill them After my mayhem I simply don’t…. what’s the word… care The stench in the air, the smell of the gore, the carnage for greater than any war My legacy, death becomes me, I’ll slaughter the world.
idk what it is but that is a little sweatdrop weard |
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:49 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:45 pm
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Weird Al Yankovic
One Of Those Days lyrics
Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted
The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted
'Cause it's one of those days, it's just one of those days
I lost one of my socks in the drier
I can't find my wallet and my hair is on fire
Just one of those days, it's just one of those days
I just wrapped my Cadillac around a tree
A big swarm of locusts is following me
There's not even anything good on TV
It's just one of those day, it's just one of those days
Left all my Beatles records out in the sun
Got a Coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue
It's just one of those days, gonna be one of those days
The nazis tied me up and covered me with ants
And I spilled toxic waste on my brand new pants
Just one of those days, ever have one of those days
The bank called me up and told me I'm overdrawn
Some freaks are burnin' crosses out on my front lawn
And I can't believe it, all the Cheetos are gone
It's just, just one of those, one of those days
Just one of those, one of those days
The F.B.I. has got a tap on my phone
Those darn Russian spies won't leave me alone
Shouldn't have got up this morning, should've known
It's just one of those days, it's just one of those days
A 747 crashed into my den
And there's nothin' but tater-tots for dinner again
It's just one of those days
Never mind, it's just one of those days
Big steamroller just ran over my mom
And I cut myself shaving and they're dropping the bomb
It's just one of those days
That's all, it's just one of those days
Then late at night, just before I go to bed
The world blows up and now everybody's dead
You just can't deny it, it's just like I said
Just, just one of those, one of those days
Just one of those, one of those days
It's just one of those days (just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days (just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days (just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days (just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days (just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days (just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days (just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:50 pm
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Virus Alert Lyrics
Artist(Band):Weird Al Yankovic
wahmbulance
Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
Really want to give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
'Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get an email with the subject: "Stinky Cheese"
Better not go taking your chances
Under no circumstances
Should you open it or else it will
Translate your documents into Swahili
Make your TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling
(Look out!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
(Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
(Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
Give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then it will tie up your phone making prank long distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour
And start hogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it will
Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
Legally change your name to Reggie
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
(Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull
(Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
(Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep
(Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep
(Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards
(Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
(Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's right, it's a...
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your Porn...
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were alive
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know
Hit... send... right... now
wahmbulance |
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:20 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:27 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:28 pm
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