Magical Soda Machine

[Nei1]

Gets a a bunch of 80's kids

Inserts some Garbage Pail Kids cards.  

[Volvy]

Gets: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia dvd

Inserts: a magic mushroom  

[killafrog]

Gets a 1-up

Throws in a 7-up  

[Prince Darialan]

Get an empty can

Puts in a diet mountain dew  

[killafrog]

Gets a crappy diet plan stare

throws in a excircise bike  

[Nei1]

Gets thinner.

Inserts a bathing suit.  

[killafrog]

gets a bikini

throws in a sparkly thong  

[Volvy]

Gets: Freddy Mercury

Inserts: Mr. T's bling  

[killafrog]

Gets rich then bankruptcy comes and takes the fun away T^T

Throws in a lawsuit with the IRS  

[Nei1]

Gets help from H R Block.

Inserts a dirty rag.  

[Prince Darialan]

gets a used tissue

inserts picture of a pretty girl  

[Volvy]

Gets: some alone time

Inserts: soup  

[Nei1]

Get some crackers.

Inserts some clams.  

[Prince Darialan]

gets her father telling her to "clam up."

inserts: hair from a platypus  

[Volvy]

Gets: a duck and a beaver

Inserts: 3 random tarot cards