Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he knew how to "push it, push it good"  

[JTN]

She replaced all my karaoke machine's Freddie Mercury tracks with Jonas Brothers... UNFORGIVABLE! stressed  

[xI Azumi Ix]

his clothes were too revealing, especially for a guy gonk  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

uuuuuh idk... Hmmmmm  

[[ Loor ]]

He was too fickle and could never make up his mind!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because I spilled water on the desktops keyboard and now I have to replace it... crying  

[[ Loor ]]

she was clumsy.... eek  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Oi she was a Lesbian...  

[iiGLaDOS]

Because he's grab my boobs all the time! D:  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

(Is that all you can think off? Besides i do have my hands full here ya know)
She can't come up with good excuses when she leaves...  

[[ Loor ]]

he thought too much of himself  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she had no eyes  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

First question... would you marry a ampire once you've found out she it insane?  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He thinks im insane, but it is the opposite , everyone is insane while am the only sane one.  

[[ Loor ]]

She needed more color.