Magical Soda Machine

[babyshinobi]

gets poisonous splinters raining down on u
inserts apple martinis  

[babyshinobi]

gets asprin
inserts drug overdose  

[Deadcant_Closed]

Gets a body bag.

Inserts a Wii.  

[Prince Darialan]

Gets Aiids

Inserts mannequin arm  

[killafrog]

gets the whole mannequin

inserts a fake model  

[Nei1]

Gets: Miss USA

Inserts: Mr. Universe  

[Prince Darialan]

Gets: ...me.

Inserts: Lonely anime girl.  

[Nei1]

Gets: Tentacles that change the genre of the anime.

Inserts: A cat spazzing out.  

[thaskarin]

Gets: A catgirl on catnip

Inserts: Any bad horror movie slasher.  

[Nei1]

Gets: Elm Street Blues.

Inserts: Suspense  

[bandaidd]

Gets nightmares.

Inserts an acupuncture needle...  

[Nei1]

Gets some relief from stress.

Inserts the.......COMFY CHAIR!  

[Sakura_Moonlight2421]

Get 1000 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets

Inserts an Earthbound cartridge  

[Nei1]

Gets the Earthbound player's guide.

Inserts Mother.