Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She tries to turn me into a Vampire in every way,even by cookies... I cannot trust cookies no more... crying  

[[ Loor ]]

He cried a lot.

((oh ok i like it though!))  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She could not understand i could not trust anything or anyone anymore...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he did not want to be my immortal lover  

[[ Loor ]]

she was too good for me.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she was not good enough for me....jk  

[[ Loor ]]

hahaha
she ran away with the dish and the spoon.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she pushed humpty dumpty  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She laughed at everything...  

[[ Loor ]]

He ate all cookies in the cookie jar. eek  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"i can't resist them!!!"
She complained on how i ate all the cookies,They taste soo good...  

[[ Loor ]]

he threw a fit every time I served him broccoli.  

[iShowNoRegret]

Cause she kept asking for food (whenever I tell her shes gonna be fat)  

[StrikeFreedomX10]

I dont remember gettting married in thr first place  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

If that's the case then...We never got divorced :3