Illiterate/Completely Random Roleplay Rules

[ExaI3]

OMFG A WALRUS!
-stabs random bystanders and runs away towards a bird house-  

[plprophecy]

*cracks the egg in your sig open with my hammer* don't hurt the bystanders scream  

[XSuki_MikaX]

ZOMFG!!!!!!! I HATE ANTS!!!!!!!! *Stares at the ant so hard it starts to scream then asplodes.* EEEEEEEVIL MONKAY!!!!!!!!!! *Throws a hand grenade and blows up the monkey then hides under a pillow in a palm tree from the ants.*  

[FluteConcerto23]

Jumps out of great lakes, goes ten feet into the air in an attempt to scare bloodshedneko........that fails. Goes to eat bagel instead.  

[[_TorturingLiars_]]

SERVES YOU RIGHT NINJA!! NO ONE DEFEATS THE NEKO OF DOOM! domokun  

[Zelgadyss]

*derails said train in post up there?* i think i lost my amtrac of thought.... or did amtrac lose a train without thought? i think i thought about that to much and lost the thought i think i thought i had dramallama  

[tsubakino]

pops up from behind bush, eats forgotten taco and gets hit on the head by a flying ninja monkey wearing a pizza  

[Mentha spicata]

*randomly runs through the scene* I WANT A PET CAT THE LOOKS LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR!!!!!!!!!! *runs off behind a pole and magically becomes invisible.*  

[tsubakino]

i like velociraptors! cries  

[tsubakino]

did i kill the rp???  

[Methodless Madness]

YOU KILLED IT!! ARREST HIM FOR MURDER OF THE 1ST DEGREE!  

[tsubakino]

no i don't wanna go to jail!!!  

[Mentha spicata]

*Randomly appears in a fat police outfit complete with moustache and oversize sunglasses. and tazers him in the stomach.* If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. *goes back to her normal clothes.*